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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 13:44

What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-J W Pepper

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From Russia With Love

-Bond slapping Tracy.

You Only Live Twice

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?

Octopussy

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why didn’t Obito confront Kakashi after he witnessed him kill Rin?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Goldfinger

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-All the bad guys are black.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why do so many people suddenly think it's acceptable to continue to live with their parents into adulthood?

A View to a Kill

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No

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